He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.
With a lack of kills after my short hiatus, I still have no new adventures to share. So I instead offer some old tales of people exploding and advice that, hopefully, someone will find helpful. Don't worry though, I've since gotten out there to get blown up and will be sharing those tales in my next post.